awesomephilia: The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out
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The year is 2030. A family is sitting round a dinner table.

  • Child: Can you pass the salt?
  • Mother: *glares*
  • Mother: Now, you know that's not polite. Ask nicely.
  • Child: *sighs*
  • Child: Swiggity swalt, pass me the salt.
  • Mother: Very good.
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: thebigshowinsidemyhead: I AM SO HAPPY THIS MOMENT IN TELEVISION EXISTS Velma: “My glasses, my glasses, I can’t see without my glasses!”Johnny: “My glasses, my glasses, I can’t be seen without my glasses!”
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iradicate: following back everyone!
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donotfeedthewhores: kein-bisschen-perfektion: sein-wie-ich: Bring me the Horizon ist eine verdammt geile Band die geilste .
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